Sunday, June 14, 2015

I’m Going To The Zoo, Zoo, Zoo … How ‘Bout You?

So I just can’t resist a zoo.  I know that there are ethical concerns about wild animals caged up but I just can’t help myself.  The Леннинградский Зоопарк was just a 30 minute walk away from my hotel and the weather was warm and mild.  How could I resist going to the oldest zoo in Russia?!  I had no excuse.  They have nanuit and pelicans and chameleons …  CHAMELEONS, I tell you!

There really was NO choice, was there?





How do they contort their bodies into this shape?!!!  I can barely touch my toes.

Basking Basilisks


Hang on, I'm just updating my FB status.  be right with you.


Pretty Kitty

Soooooo borrrrred.

For mom.  <3

Whatcha doin'?
I love that she was drawing the giraffe.



Pelicans - their beaks can hold more than their bellies can!  This one's for you, OGIA.

Cormorants showing off

bird of prey

"I'm so pretty."


Bunny Pile!

Did you seriously just poop in front of me and walk away?!!!!  UGH  Thanks, pal.






Who decided that this was the bird that brings babies?  I wouldn't trust it to deliver the news, let alone a baby!

He had his eye on me the whole time.

Zoo Cat!

So.  Very.  Tired.


Ummmm  Put that thing away, please.  there are kids here, for crying out loud!



This one's for you, Mr. Good.  I hear you like goats.

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Molen Molen Molen, Keep those Molen Rollin’!



OK, that’s my Dutch bucket list complete.  I have now been to a real, working windmill in North Holland.

Take that, Don Quixote.  I don’t feel the need to storm the windmill, I was allowed to climb into one and experience the inner workings of a polder mill at maximum power!


'God created the world except for the Netherlands. The Dutch took it from the sea’. 



These very words sum up the Dutch ingenuity that led to the reclaiming of the land from the sea in the 17th century and beyond. 


Once again dragging her in tow, Mr. Shiny and I convinced OGIA that it would be a good thing to see something new.  Although years ago she and Zavo had already toured windmills in Zaanse Schans (the home of gourmet mustard), OGIA had not quite experienced them this way.

Despite the wild weather and fierce winds blowing the rain sideways (and turning my umbrella inside out), the May gales provided the perfect conditions through which to experience the simple but effective technology that is a polder* mill in North Holland.

Nestled inconspicuously along highway N243 in Schermerhorn (just east of Alkmaar) is a row of 11 polder windmills.  They are the remaining structures from what was once a chain of 52 windmills used to drain the land and transform the once water-logged landscape into useable farmland.

One of these windmills has been reconstructed as a model for visitors to explore from top to bottom, complete with recreations of living spaces to give us “modern folk” some idea of what life would have been like for a family working and living in a windmill during the mid-19th century.

scale model of a polder mill


Spare parts






















Conquering my fear of heights and steep ladder climbs (thanks for the moral support and encouragement, Mr. Shiny!), up, up, up I ascended into the belly of the beast.  The interior of the polder mill was surprisingly spacious and the structure was far more stable that I had imagined it might be. The howling wind whipping the sails around at maximum velocity only an arm’s length away on the other side of the thatched roof only served to enhance the experience.  It was easy to see how this could become a very dangerous endeavour if one weren’t vigilant.  One wrong step or a slip could mean the difference between life and death or at the very least, losing an appendage to the rapidly turning, exposed gears.  *shudder*


The interior walls of the windmill play host to a treasure trove of tools that can only be described as implements of mass destruction.  I wouldn’t want to get tangled up in the business end of some of these blades!


Earning between 80 and 100 guilders per year, the milling business wasn’t lucrative but it was a noble profession and with room and board included, it afforded a family the stability it needed to eke out a living, such that it was.



Fascinating.




Fun Facts:


The thatched roof and sides of a polder windmill can last upwards of 100 years before it needs to be replaced.  Who knew that straw was such an effective building material?  Clearly, the Dutch did.

The person who was in charge of the windmill, the miller (ironic, no?), actually lived within the windmill walls with his family.  The windmill had space for everyone to sleep (albeit sitting somewhat upright in small bedboxes built into the walls), a hearth where the cooking was done,  an eating area as well as a common room for leisure activities.  This was all found on the ground floor.  The first floor was unsuitable for living as the soot from the burning peat and coal was exhausted upwards inside the windmill.


Living and Life In A Windmill

*POLDER

A polder is a low-lying tract of land that forms an artificial hydrological entity, enclosed by embankments known as dikes. The best-known examples are those polders that constitute areas of land reclaimed from a body of water, such as a lake or the sea, and are consequently below the surrounding water level.

Urban Dictionary


Sunday, May 24, 2015

Rollende Keukens AKA Food Truck P*rn


Scooters, bicycles, teeming masses of humans, caravans of all shapes and sizes, music coming at you from everywhere and the wafting smells of a multitude of offerings all mingling together in the air to create a veritable smorgasbord for ALL of the senses - this was the scene at the Westerpark on Sunday night.





Just about any and everything was on offer from sweet treats to strange treats.  You could, for a few Euros, watch a chimney cake made to order right in front of your very eyes.  Equally, it was possible to buy crickets on a stick.  Yes, when I say crickets, I mean crickets - the kind that keep you up at night in the summer with their incessant leg rubbing.  cheep cheep cheep cheep THOSE crickets.  Cricket crickets.  On a stick.  I have one word for that nonsense.

NOPE

There are actually people lined up at this food truck.  What the YUCK?!!

Before you get on my case for not having a sense of humour or for not being adventurous, I draw the line at bugs.  I’ll try many things but bugs are where the buck stops for me. 

NOPE.

Luckily for me, the thought of eating bugs having an adverse effect on my appetite was only temporary as I forgot all about the crispy critters when faced with the next food trucks and their delicious-looking offerings.  Despite all of the decadence on offer, I did manage to eat healthily (or so I am telling myself).  Spicy chicken paired with a quinoa salad with fresh veggies was my final pick of the night.  There may have been some poffertjes and perhaps a banana milkshake in there somewhere but I can neither confirm nor deny any of the above statements.  If I disclosed the truth then I’d have to do away with you and nobody wants that to happen.  So read on in ignorance, my dear readers.  The world is a safer place when nobody knows what shenanigans I really get up to.  Honestly, though, I blame OGIA.  We even have hashtag for that:  #marasfault.

In the meantime, enjoy the food truck p*rn and drool away.










 










 


Sold Out!

The Dutch Weedburger

Watch out for those aubergines.  I hear they are Bad Ass.


 


Poffertjes

FEBO seafood?!








Fun Fact:

Food Trucks, like restaurants, are very tightly monitored for quality control purposes.  At any moment, spot checks and inspections can occur and if your food safety standards don’t measure up, your food truck can be shut down on the spot.  

Best make sure those crickets aren’t causing a ruckus!
Gross